The world was shocked today when Rebel Wilson announced she has been dating a woman. In fact it is the number one searched topic in all of the world. To get to the bottom of this issue, we launched a huge investigation.
DATING WOMEN IS ILLEGAL
After checking the US Legal Code, we have discovered many citations indicating that this is illegal. For this reason we already reported the relationship to the FBI and the CIA. They will surely intervene.
Is this their secret daughter?
In the meantime, the world is left to watch in shock as two women date each other.
I think the idea of mixing luxury and mass-market fashion is very modern, very now no one wears head-to-toe designer anymore. I want people to be afraid of the women I dress.
Fashion moves so quickly that, unless you have a strong point of view, you can lose integrity. I like to be real. I don’t like things to be staged or fussy. I think I’d go mad if I didn’t have a place to escape to. You have to stay true to your heritage, that’s what your brand is about.
Elegance is not the prerogative of those who have just escaped from adolescence, but of those who have already taken possession of their future.