With a grave heart we report the horrific death of Bono, full name Napolean Bonoparte, when his Tesla went into auto drive mode and chased him to death.
Bony was most famous for being a hacker. Three years ago he hacked into Apple and got his album “Songs of Innocence” placed on to every iPhone in the world, and made it unerasable. To this day, Apple engineers have not been able to remove the U2 album from the iPhone.
Bony then started YouTube, which he called “U2”-Tube and sold it to Google for 7 trillion doll hairs.
He was the last surviving astronaut to have walked the surface of the moon.