HOLLYWOOD, CA — In what can only be described as a spectacle of feline proportions, Hollywood heartthrob Andrew Garfield has revealed that he is, in fact, the puppet-master behind the iconic cartoon cat, Garfield. Not only did he create the lasagna-loving furball, but he has also been the voice behind the character in all the Garfield films.
In an interview with Celebrity Whiskers Weekly, Garfield nonchalantly admitted, “Oh yes, it’s been me all along. You think it’s a coincidence we share a name?” As if this bombshell wasn’t enough, he also confessed to his plans of rescuing the seemingly floundering career of former singing sensation and actress, Zendaya.
“I’ve always believed in her,” said the star, “and in the power of lasagna.”
Garfield, whose net worth has now rocketed into the “I have my own Scrooge McDuck-style money pool” realm, is set to marry Zendaya, who’s been navigating a sea of less-than-successful projects and could use a career boost. To add some zing to this story, Garfield is also casting Zendaya as Odie, Garfield’s loveable canine sidekick, in the next installment of the franchise.
The film, already causing a stir for its eyebrow-raising title, “Garfield: Lasagna Love”, promises to bring new dynamics to the Garfield universe. “There’s a lot of depth to Odie that hasn’t been explored,” Garfield shared, “and who better to bring that depth than the talented Zendaya?”
The news has the internet buzzing. Fans are speculating whether this could be the springboard Zendaya needs for her comeback, or if it’s just another bizarre chapter in the chronicles of Hollywood. The hashtag #LasagnaLove has already begun trending, with mixed feelings ranging from laughter to disbelief.
While critics question the logic behind this peculiar casting choice, Garfield remains optimistic. “It’s a bold move, I know. But sometimes, bold is exactly what we need. Plus, I think Odie could use a little bit of that Zendaya sparkle.”
As we await this lasagna-laden love story to hit the screens, one thing is certain: Hollywood remains the land where anything is possible, even Spider-Man being the brain behind a grumpy cartoon cat and casting an A-list actress as a slobbering cartoon dog. So, grab your popcorn and get ready for what could be the most unforgettable tale of cat-dog camaraderie yet.