Justin Bieber Has Hunting Syndrome

As a shocked crowd looked on, Justin Bieber released an innocent doe into his sprawling back yard. As the poor deer went prancing about, Bieber took aim, and executed the animal with a clean shot at 50 yards.

Hunting syndrome has no known cure

Justin is now addicted to hunting, and the addiction is so strong that he fell asleep outside in the woods, temporarily paralyzing his face from all the sticks and branches that were poking him.

After getting his face paralyzed, and killing hundreds of innocent animals in his back yard, the world is desperate to know, how can we cure him? Super radio star Gordon Ramsay says he hopes we can get Justin to stop the hunt.

Justin’s little sister brings the cure in a box.

Unfortunately we may never know.