The White House officially put the business of running the nation on hold Wednesday afternoon, as President Donald Trump took the time to sign a new executive order banning an individual user from Twitter. The user, ballsack69, had been mercilessly tweeting insults at Trump for weeks.
Advisers to the president drafted the bill after Twitter refused to ban the user on their own accord. After the public signing, Trump took to twitter for his victory lap. He Tweeted: “Let this be a warning to all Russian Twitter terrorists: America will not submit! MAGA!”
In other news, the nation is embarking on a new war in the Middle East.