Would you like to become insanely rich and retire in only five years? Join the government.
Government workers who participate in the congressional pension system become fully vested and may retire after five years of service. If the worker becomes disabled or doesn’t feel like going to work anymore, they can retire in one year.
Benefits you will receive after working for the government for five years in public office:
Private jets: In order to use the private jet service there is only one requirement: you must sign a form saying it is for part of your job. But this includes all government meetings and business. In other words, simply make a meeting with anybody in another state or country and say it is for work, and you can use the private jet service. This lasts for life. Many members of congress who are retired continue to use the private jet service to attend reunions and public events forever.
Armed security detail: All government workers can apply for an armed security detail which lasts for their entire life. They simply sign a form saying they don’t feel safe at times and multiple armed guards will protect them forever. It costs millions to the taxpayer.
Health care: After serving 1 year in government, you will be awarded the lifetime golden health care package, which is zero deductible, with dental coverage, and full payments for cosmetic surgery. Basically anything you want healthwise is fully covered. And while in the doctor you are paid hourly for your time.
Pension: You must work five long years until you can retire with full salary. Unless you are over 72 you must work one full year. After that you will receive $100,000 or more per year forever. If you die your family gets the money forever and they may retire also.
School Benefits: You may attend any school in the world free. Your family and dependents also.
Taxes: Government workers pay zero taxes.
Stock Trading: Government workers may create laws to boost specific companies, then buy stock in the company before they release the law. For example a law was made to give Tesla 5 billion dollars for free. Most members of congress bought Tesla stock before releasing the law, in order to get rich quickly. It carries a sentence of life in prison for a normal human, but they get a free pass!
As you can see there is no career more lucrative than public service. So get the picket signs out and run for office, because 100% of all politicians in the House are multimillionaires for a reason.
