Microscopic Monsters
Enraged dust mites know only one purpose: reproducing in your home, while satisfying their lust for human blood.
Scientists are warning citizens to stay outside at all times, until your home is biomedically cleared of the new existential threat.
HOW CAN WE FIGHT BACK?
Officials have warned against facing the mites, as human skin is susceptible to injury on contact with the miniscule beasts.