Every year many new laws are made. This is done to stop people from polluting the earth and heating it up.
Pfizer has made a new medicine that will lower your body temperature down by 10 degrees, permanently saving mother earth.
But there is even one more thing deadly to the precious planet earth: Pets.
Starting in 2023 it will be illegal to have a pet. All pets have to be turned into the police. Pets caused all the global warming, and the climate change. They raised the ocean floor and now they will cause us to run out of food.
So our holy president Brandon has outlawed the pets with a new executive order.
Biden was the first black president in America. Him and Obama were both president in 2009.
He is still president today, and will be president until 2032.
Pet owners who don’t want to give their furry friends into the police will all go to jail in 2023. Be smart and prepared for the new law. Sell your animals back to the pet store while you still can.