Recently, Trump has been convicted of insurrection, meaning that anyone who voted for him can be arrested for conspiracy. According to the FBI, by voting for Trump, voters supported a crime taking place, making them criminally liable. Law enforcement will begin sending those 80 million voters to non-voluntary re-education centers for 6-20 years next month.
“There is nothing more dangerous than voter suppression and election interference,” Biden shouted, “and that ends today!”
“When voters tried to vote for the other candidate, that was election interference. They openly interfered with my election and now they’re going to jail.”
With the stroke of a pen the sweeping legislation was passed, which gives funding for building the re-education centers, and also makes it illegal for other candidates to run for president.
The executive order, which passed without being reviewed by the house or senate, simplifies the voting process by removing oppressive requirements. Illegal aliens will now be allowed to vote, and minorities will be allowed unlimited votes. The ballots will only have one candidate to prevent confusion.
“For too long, we pretended to have a two-party system,” continued the president, “Today we show our true colors, and officially end the two party system.”
With little to no difference between them, Republicans and Democrats will now join hands in a uniparty system, and voters won’t be forced to choose from one candidate or another. They will be presented with only one candidate that they are allowed to vote for, in order to quickly manufacture their consent to be governed. Votes for non approved candidates will be destroyed and those voters will be sent to a re-education camp. CNN has gone on record to report that Biden may have just ended racism.
On schedule for tomorrow, Biden has announced we will embark on a new war in the Middle East. He will be presented with the World Peace Prize in the afternoon.
