The Air Force was conscripted to carry the comatose 90 year old body of our current president to conduct a flyover of the hurricane Ian damage.
CNN reports that Biden will apply his expert knowledge of construction to estimate the required aid he should deploy to the region.
Air Force admiral Dicky Johnson was the lucky man chosen to hold the eyes of our president open as the limp body was given a quick helicopter ride near a storm damaged mall in Fort Lauderdale.
At the press conference afterwards, POTUS denounced racism as the cause of the storm, specifically referring to MAGA hat wearing “bastards.”
No questions were taken.
