Amber Alert for Amber Heard

Police are searching for Amber Heard everywhere after an Amber alert was issued for her name.

As is customary, multiple alerts were sent to every phone in the entire world. Her family was inside Starbucks when suddenly she was missing. A few minutes later the alert was issued. They probably should have checked the bathroom first because that’s where she was.

elon is still looking for her

Musk, Amber’s top lover of June, has been trolling social media looking for the starlet. He got tired of Grimes and needs a new toy!